Miscellany
Fifty things for professors to do on the first day of class.
Thirty things for students to do when they know they are going to fail a final.
How To Write Good
Why God never got tenure.
1994's most bizarre suicide.
And you thought you were computer illiterate.
A plan to reform the English language.
CGSE Mistakes
The Philosophical Lexicon
The Pittsburgh Philosophical Lexicon
Church Bulletins
Fifteen Questions
Employee Evaluations
Darwin Awards 2000